Spam of the Day

Dear me, I'm behind on my posting! Well it's a busy week at work.

Nonetheless, I should take a fast moment for a spam update. As of this moment I have nearly 1900 emails in my DELETED ITEMS folder - mostly spam.

Here are some facts!

14 offers for OEM software
17 gourmet coffee-related offers
45 approximate number of cialis-related offers
5 opportunities to "Abolish everything you owe not even paying another dime"
4 chances to get "Any med for your girl to be happy"
5 ways to "Clear the smoke. Kick the Habit." (As seen on TV, natch!)
4 attempts at the old "file error notification" gambit
1 chance to get "gallons of hot cum"
8 opportunities to get a complimentary ringtone
17 offers that start with the word "get."
9 offers for various "good" drugs
8 "Hoodia" related offers
14 ways to improve my love life (i.e. "love" is in the subject)
46 generous people asking if I "need" help of any kind (erections, mortgates etc.)
5 kits to help me get started with Ebay
6 "Urgent notification"s
1 email from "Pants B. Zanzibar"