Back in Business

After several days of passover and a nasty 24-hour stomach flu, I'm back.
Before getting to anything remotely interesting, of course we must get to The Spam of the Day. After a long weekend I've been bombarded.

I received an email entitled "PREMIER" from the following people.
Overheads S. Disengaged
Wriggled U. Burnooses
Leash V. Drowsiness
Blindingly I. Movies
Roguish O. Timing
Bearskin G. Beelzebub
Domestics L. Seedy
Debtor H. Palpation

If that weren't enough, I got offers for "The Ultimate Online Pharmaceuticals" from:
Extravagances S. Hood
Moister U. Riddle
Creditable P. Scud
Methane M. Abrasive
Reorganize A. Genies
Leasehold D. Castigator
Gestation P. Tate
Poacher C. Sergei

You get the idea...