Spam of the Day

I'm a few days behind so let's play Spam catch-up!

Here are some people who have emailed me lately:
Josefa D. Snakebite
Hooks J. Pinfeather
ingeborg sanchez (Juan Epstein's cousin?)
Canal P. Dichotomy
Covering G. Mayonnaise
Newsreel E. Unsolicited
Unimpressive S. Stinginess
Baying H. Boondocks
Tiddlywinks U. Thucydides
Alertness Q. Sidestep

In my opinion, it's the middle initial that really sells the reality; the quality.