Monday, April 10, 2006

Spam of the Day

I waffled on posting this one, largely because I thought it MIIIIGHT not be Spam.
I'd hate to offend a poor 12-year-old kid who just wanted to express his love of Jesus. But they typos are far too sad for even a real 12-year-old and the sender comes up as "mffigjfhd gjjhkjki"so I'm going to celebrate little Anthony's bad poetry and hope no one gets hurt.

My personal favourite couplet?
"He died on a cross and was buried in a tomb of rock,
He rose from the dead, what a miracle, what a shock."

Good stuff. Here's the Spam....

Hello, my anme is Guy-Anthony Gagliano, and i am 12 yaers old, i ahve
written 2 poems for the easter season. i would grately appreciate it if you
can ptu them in the [WORKPLACE REMOVED]. That would we greatly appreiated. Thank
you

Jesus has risen!

Easter is almost here,
When Jesus died an angel did appear.
Jesus died, but then a miracle occurred,
Jesus rose from the dead, is what the apostles heard.
This change is truly fantastic,
This miracle was surly drastic.
Jesus has risen because he loves all of us here,
Jesus may have risen but he did not disappear.
Our soles like his now, may not be ignored,
We have been saved oh mighty lord.


The Reason for the Season

We are in the Easter season,
We should thank God, but do you know the reason.
He died on a cross and was buried in a tomb of rock,
He rose from the dead, what a miracle, what a shock.
This is very touching tom me,
It is like he saved us and we are now free.
Changing from one form to another is unreal,
But yet again Jesus and everything he does is ideal.
What Jesus did for us is truly unbelievable,
What God taught me is anything is achievable.

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