Taking Star Wars toooo seriously

Now, I like the ol' Star Wars universe as much as the next guy, but you do need some perspective.

In Staten Island, New York, for example, a kid named Darth Matt (Sith title, not real name) started an actual Star Wars fight club in his school.

A group of 13 year-olds, "The Death Cheese Club" went around beating up weaker kids, presumably with big sticks they waved around while making "Whuuump" and "fl-cheeee" sounds.

Shame on you, Darth Matt.