Dick Cheney, Dickwad
You can't invent a story like this and I'm sure it'll be all over the news in the coming days but...
...vice president Dick Cheney was out on a quail hunting trip when he had a big "oopsie" moment and shot a millionaire lawyer hunting buddy with his shotgun. Accidentally.
It wouldn't be AS funny if, like, he'd blown the guy's head off. But dude is still alive and this makes the subject fair game for jokes. If it weren't for the fact that he's actually been running the country from his mysterious bunker since 2001, I think I'd have to vote Dick Cheney as Worst VP Ever. Between the heart attacks and shootings it's just too much.
Yep, even worse than Dan Quayle - you've spelled potato with an "e" at the end too - admit it.
...vice president Dick Cheney was out on a quail hunting trip when he had a big "oopsie" moment and shot a millionaire lawyer hunting buddy with his shotgun. Accidentally.
It wouldn't be AS funny if, like, he'd blown the guy's head off. But dude is still alive and this makes the subject fair game for jokes. If it weren't for the fact that he's actually been running the country from his mysterious bunker since 2001, I think I'd have to vote Dick Cheney as Worst VP Ever. Between the heart attacks and shootings it's just too much.
Yep, even worse than Dan Quayle - you've spelled potato with an "e" at the end too - admit it.
posted by Heavy Early at 10:09 PM
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