Spam of the Day

Lots of choice phallus-related stuff today.

-One email asks, if I knew that "Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!"

The text within is no less englightening:
"Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!"

If we learn nothing else from this...that last line is certainly a great truism of our time.

-Another contains a claim from, Matt, a satisfied customer from Florida.
"I've been using your product for 4 months now. I've increased my length from 2" to nearly 6" . Your product has saved my sex life."

I am both frightened that he was once 2" and that he has no concerns about his penis TRIPLING in size.

Also today:
-popcornheadtwo is selling replica watches
-an email with the subject "Frank Flanagan" appears to be from "Frank Flanagan" but is signed "Lois Meier." What's up with that?