Mea Culpa!

Oh, lordy. Sorry for getting all heavy back there.
Please, let me make it up to you.

How about a funny story.
These New York politicians were having a lovely fundraiser/lunch at a Chinese restaurant and their custom fortune cookies got switched with some that were meant for a bachelor party.

So instead of clever lines like, "Brooklyn - it's like an everything bagel," they got....well, we'll all have to use our imaginations because the wire services aren't spilling.