Signs of the Apocalypse - Big Momma
I hate to start things off with two "Signs of the Apocalypse."
Really there should only be one or two of these of the week. Plus a Random Thought per day...plus, I dunno, normal news stuff.
But this is just...a bummer.
It seems that Big Momma's House 2 was #1 a the box office on the weekend.
Do you know anyone who saw this film? Do you know anyone who knows anyone who has seen either of the Big Momma movies?
It's not a race thing because I didn't see the movie with Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit either and that boy is ripped. So, what's going on here? What does it all mean?
It made nearly three times as much money as Underworld which I also haven't seen but it's somehow frightening that, no matter what other factors intervene, more people would rather see Martin Lawrence in a fat suit (and all the hillarity that ensues) than see Kate Beckinsale in skintight latex (and all the carnage that ensues).
Don't worry. In two weeks Final Destination 3 (there's a joke in there) and The Pink Panther (I'm not sure there are jokes in there) both open and that should set the box office afire, putting Big Momma in her proper place.
Really there should only be one or two of these of the week. Plus a Random Thought per day...plus, I dunno, normal news stuff.
But this is just...a bummer.
It seems that Big Momma's House 2 was #1 a the box office on the weekend.
Do you know anyone who saw this film? Do you know anyone who knows anyone who has seen either of the Big Momma movies?
It's not a race thing because I didn't see the movie with Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit either and that boy is ripped. So, what's going on here? What does it all mean?
It made nearly three times as much money as Underworld which I also haven't seen but it's somehow frightening that, no matter what other factors intervene, more people would rather see Martin Lawrence in a fat suit (and all the hillarity that ensues) than see Kate Beckinsale in skintight latex (and all the carnage that ensues).
Don't worry. In two weeks Final Destination 3 (there's a joke in there) and The Pink Panther (I'm not sure there are jokes in there) both open and that should set the box office afire, putting Big Momma in her proper place.
posted by Heavy Early at 9:06 PM
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