The News in Brief
*The Canadian miltary still sucks. And Sea King helicopters especially suck. But not as much as our submarines suck.
*The Leafs and Raptors suck but not as much as the St. Louis Blues and New York Knicks suck.
*Groundhog Day sucks. The day, not the movie.
There's no scientific basis for these predictions and it's not entertaining unless you have a specific affinity for groundhogs.
Three out of four say spring will start early? Dude - it's the end of January and I haven't seen snow since Christmas.
On the other hand - the Internet does not suck because it took me less than a minute to find a picture of Ned ("The Head") Ryerson.
Bing!
*If you're into free speech, being an American 7th grader sucks (unless you like the Secret Service reading your essays) but it still doesn't suck as much as being a Danish cartoonist who likes drawing Mohammed (unless you like providing the Franz Ferdinand moment for WWIII).
And strange news of the day involves Tommy Lee falling for Toronto's most famous transvestite and, of course, the knowledge that a cute, 100 lb. woman is phyically capable of eating 26 grilled cheese sandwiches in a mere ten minutes.
*The Leafs and Raptors suck but not as much as the St. Louis Blues and New York Knicks suck.
*Groundhog Day sucks. The day, not the movie.
There's no scientific basis for these predictions and it's not entertaining unless you have a specific affinity for groundhogs.
Three out of four say spring will start early? Dude - it's the end of January and I haven't seen snow since Christmas.
On the other hand - the Internet does not suck because it took me less than a minute to find a picture of Ned ("The Head") Ryerson.
Bing!
*If you're into free speech, being an American 7th grader sucks (unless you like the Secret Service reading your essays) but it still doesn't suck as much as being a Danish cartoonist who likes drawing Mohammed (unless you like providing the Franz Ferdinand moment for WWIII).
And strange news of the day involves Tommy Lee falling for Toronto's most famous transvestite and, of course, the knowledge that a cute, 100 lb. woman is phyically capable of eating 26 grilled cheese sandwiches in a mere ten minutes.
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