Two Great, Totally Unrelated Stories
-Finally! Someone recognizes the pouty genius that is Chloe O'Brian
-THIS POST GOT MESSED UP SO I'M RECONSTRUCTING AS BEST I CAN.
Toronto, like so many large metropoli, has HOV lanes for vehicles with at least one other passenger to use. There are amusing loopholes like, if you have a baby that counts as a passenger even though you're not helping take any cars off the road.
Anyway, yesterday a lady got busted for pretending she had a baby in the back seat. The result? A fine of $110 and three demerit points.
And these two choice quotes from OPP officer Cam Wooley:
"[The decoy's] arms were stretched out, but there weren't any hands... [it] Looked like a scarecrow ... and that Kenny character from the South Park cartoon series."
and
"We've been averaging a couple of hundred tickets each month and some of them are real rocket scientists. We've caught people driving with no insurance, no licence and on criminal warrants."
-THIS POST GOT MESSED UP SO I'M RECONSTRUCTING AS BEST I CAN.
Toronto, like so many large metropoli, has HOV lanes for vehicles with at least one other passenger to use. There are amusing loopholes like, if you have a baby that counts as a passenger even though you're not helping take any cars off the road.
Anyway, yesterday a lady got busted for pretending she had a baby in the back seat. The result? A fine of $110 and three demerit points.
And these two choice quotes from OPP officer Cam Wooley:
"[The decoy's] arms were stretched out, but there weren't any hands... [it] Looked like a scarecrow ... and that Kenny character from the South Park cartoon series."
and
"We've been averaging a couple of hundred tickets each month and some of them are real rocket scientists. We've caught people driving with no insurance, no licence and on criminal warrants."
posted by Heavy Early at 10:47 PM
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