Spam of the Day

The subject line says, "Someone has invited you," which inevitably raises suspicions.

then you open it up and it says:
"Someone has invited you to play bingo."

BINGO?
BINGO?
Well, whoopee-fucking do! Is that all you've got?
BINGO?
Why don't I just drop everything, quit my job and go play BINGO.

Yeesh. Talk about anti-climactic.