Spam of the Day

Since I'm not at work I don't have as wide an array of spam from which to select but here is today's winner:

seductìve susän (her email is tisbjdsgf@tuaignmfudg.plif you want to get in touch), says, "Lets have a SêXathon."

She then provides a web link.
Inexplicably, (the umlauts suggested German to me), she lapses into Spanish:

Usted ha dicho qu informe se pidio inmediatamente después de ser nombrada la señoraMartinez de Aguilar, cuando lo ciertormv es que la misma llevaba ya casi un

I'd like to meet her...but I hope we can breech the language barrier.