Oscar Fun
Do you know which of your Oscar picks has the most curse words?
It turns out that Crash takes the prize with 182 naughty words - more than 50% of those involving the dreaded "F-Bomb."
The dirtiest Best Picture ever? Platoon with 329 curse words.
It's so great we have the people at the Family Media Guide to tell us these things.
What OTHER great things do they tell us?
Well, here are the stats on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
F-word(248), A*s(34), A*shole(3), Balls(3), B*stard(2), B*tch(34), C*ck(8), Damn(8), D*ck(14), God Damn(1), Hell(15), Jesus(5), N*gger(2), P*ssy(3), Sh*t(87)
There is no nudity but:
A woman kisses a man on the lips. A man’s erection can be seen though his pants. A man lowers his head towards another man’s groin; implying he is going to perform oral sex. A woman touches her breasts in a sexual manner.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is in the same league but, amazingly, with only about 1/2 of the fucks!
F-word(139), A*s(28), A*shole(2), Balls(4), B*stard(8), B*tch(68), C*ck(8), C*m(1), Damn(7), D*ck(8), God Damn(5), Hell(5), P*ssy(3), Sh*t(50)
I could do this all day. It's not that I'm mocking what they're doing,r eally. It's just funny to see it written out, isn't it? Like Jay and Silent Bob beat South Park 2-0 if you're comparing "nigger"s but they are tied 3-3 on the "pussy" thing. Nice.
Where was I?
On a semi-related note, Hollywood columnist Army Archerd has scored the dope on how Hustle & Flow's "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp," (which IS a catchy tune) will be performed at the Oscars.
Says Archerd:
["The song contains] 10 repeated words which would not pass network clearances. They are "fuck," "shit" and "niggaz."
Producer Gil Cates says when he informed the trio that those words would have to be changed, they immediately told him they'd alter 'em. Meanwhile, Cates said "bitch" and "ho's" are ok since they're already heard on network shows. "
Sweet!
It turns out that Crash takes the prize with 182 naughty words - more than 50% of those involving the dreaded "F-Bomb."
The dirtiest Best Picture ever? Platoon with 329 curse words.
It's so great we have the people at the Family Media Guide to tell us these things.
What OTHER great things do they tell us?
Well, here are the stats on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
F-word(248), A*s(34), A*shole(3), Balls(3), B*stard(2), B*tch(34), C*ck(8), Damn(8), D*ck(14), God Damn(1), Hell(15), Jesus(5), N*gger(2), P*ssy(3), Sh*t(87)
There is no nudity but:
A woman kisses a man on the lips. A man’s erection can be seen though his pants. A man lowers his head towards another man’s groin; implying he is going to perform oral sex. A woman touches her breasts in a sexual manner.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is in the same league but, amazingly, with only about 1/2 of the fucks!
F-word(139), A*s(28), A*shole(2), Balls(4), B*stard(8), B*tch(68), C*ck(8), C*m(1), Damn(7), D*ck(8), God Damn(5), Hell(5), P*ssy(3), Sh*t(50)
I could do this all day. It's not that I'm mocking what they're doing,r eally. It's just funny to see it written out, isn't it? Like Jay and Silent Bob beat South Park 2-0 if you're comparing "nigger"s but they are tied 3-3 on the "pussy" thing. Nice.
Where was I?
On a semi-related note, Hollywood columnist Army Archerd has scored the dope on how Hustle & Flow's "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp," (which IS a catchy tune) will be performed at the Oscars.
Says Archerd:
["The song contains] 10 repeated words which would not pass network clearances. They are "fuck," "shit" and "niggaz."
Producer Gil Cates says when he informed the trio that those words would have to be changed, they immediately told him they'd alter 'em. Meanwhile, Cates said "bitch" and "ho's" are ok since they're already heard on network shows. "
Sweet!
posted by Heavy Early at 6:58 PM
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